var dontsteal="You naughty boy, trying to save those pictures!\n\nPlease phone 07899 958044 to rrange your punishment!";
function noclick(e)
{
  if (document.all) { if (event.button == 2) { alert(dontsteal); return false; } }
  if (document.layers) { if (e.which == 3) { alert(dontsteal); return false; } }
}

if (document.layers) { document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEDOWN); }

document.onmousedown=noclick;


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function MM_openBrWindow(theURL,winName,features) { //v2.0
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}

function showcontact(validationcode)
{
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             , 'popup'
             , 'toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,copyhistory=no,width=450,height=320,top=50'
            );

}
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